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The Loser
Darth Cheney: jeebus: he’s pretty much a cartoon character these days, isn’t he? No longer really recognizable, much less acceptable, as an actual human being. He is simply fiction, and, I’m pretty...
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Scrotum Displays Penis
As is now well known, at least to readers of red, Turtle Scrotum, titular head of the Confederate States of America, is the result of a hideous Dr. Moreau-like experiment in which some demented doctor...
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Eve Crucified
Filed under: Ala, Animal Matters, Eros, Eternal Recurrence, First Peoples, Into The Light, La Musica, Liberte Egalite Fraternite, Ms. Ah-Ha, Oddbins, Outer Limits, Peasant Palate, Sunday Services,...
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Know
she don’t lie she don’t lie she don’t lie: ukraine anyone who had a heart they wouldn’t turn around and break it and anyone who’s ever played a part they wouldn’t turn around and hate it they say:...
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Madness
Filed under: Afghanistan/Pakistan, Capital Crime, Eternal Recurrence, La Musica, War On Terra
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Madness
Filed under: Capital Crime, Eternal Recurrence, La Musica, Variations In B-Flat, War On Terra
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All The Other Kids
Filed under: Animal Matters, Capital Crime, Eternal Recurrence, Johnny Law, La Musica, Rutting For Office, Sunday Services, War On Terra, War On Women
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Squeeze The Bear
Among the revelations in her new book, Hard Choices—Benghazi, Bin Laden, Iraq, Syria, and Russia all required hard choices—Hillary Clinton writes, “it was [former Secretary of State] George Shultz who...
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Then There Are No Mountains
Once upon a time, the Japanese serenely, if painfully, slit their bellies . . . if they happened to drop a dish, or gaze cross-eyed at someone Above them. While the Chinese were untroubled, as they...
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America The Beautiful
A peculiarity of American sexual mores is that those men who like to think of themselves as exclusively and triumphantly heterosexual are convinced that the most masculine of all activities is not...
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