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Oh, Ashley
In one of her most recent meth-mouth ejaculations, Sarah Palin, the tundra termagant, decreed that a number of sitting Republican US senators shall soon have their heads cut off at the ballot box. This...
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Step Right Up
When a man gives up drink, he wants big fires in his life. Also, mammoth wheelbarrows of narcotics. Though never mind that now. Because big fires, we have those here in abundance. Now. Here. At the...
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Eyes Be Closed
This Monday, came a “report,” from a “study,” that US medical doctors, attached to the armed services, they had joined right in, back in the BushCo days, when American serial killers had determined...
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Why Veterans Day Is Not Yet Obviated
Because, so sad, not enough, can, will, see it, yet; as, so sees it, even, so small, so slow, so a boy, from so such a nowhere; so, there, in, nowhere: nowhere, New Jersey. But, sees it, he do. See it,...
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March Of The Wooden Soldiers
We now know the genesis of addled actor Clint Eastwood’s ”talk to the chair” routine at the 2012 Republican National Convention. Seems the man was arest in his hotel room, preparing his speech, when...
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Pilgrims Progress
F. Scott Fitzgerald saw it. To the bottom of every bottle. Which, early—44—killed him. No matter. He got it right. Wrote the Great American Novel. The Great Gatsby. Which ends with this: Most of the...
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If We Cared
Itzcoatl Ocampo wanted to kill. So he joined the semper fis. That’s certainly the place for it. For according to their own death-cult chant, the Marines are serial killers “in the air, on land, and...
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Santa Claus Is Strafing Your Town
you better watch out, you better not cry better not pout, i’m telling you why santa claus is strafing your town he’s making a list and checking it twice gonna find out who’s naughty and nice santa...
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Can’t Get No
After this world war, the United States and the USSR may unquestionably emerge unhurt when all other nations are devastated. I can imagine, therefore, that our country, which is placed between these...
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Wave That Flag
A number of new laws—national, state, local—took effect January 1. Many of these laws are Good. Such as the local ordinance that now permits me to deploy mammoth spike strips, both east and west, so...
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Never Again
Filed under: Capital Crime, Cineman, Eros, Eternal Recurrence, Into The Light, La Musica, Variations In B-Flat, War On Terra
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Sign Of A Local Nigger Unravelin’
Once upon a time, there on the deeply sad, old-and-in-the-way mercy-preserve for crippled, doddering, withered, sick, ancient, and/or feeble white people—known round these parts as The Great...
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Sweet Jane
standin’ on the corner suitcase in my hand jack’s in his corset and jane’s in her vest, baby me, i’m in a rocknroll band ridin’ a stutz bear cat those were different times the poets studied rules of...
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The Loser
Darth Cheney: jeebus: he’s pretty much a cartoon character these days, isn’t he? No longer really recognizable, much less acceptable, as an actual human being. He is simply fiction, and, I’m pretty...
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Scrotum Displays Penis
As is now well known, at least to readers of red, Turtle Scrotum, titular head of the Confederate States of America, is the result of a hideous Dr. Moreau-like experiment in which some demented doctor...
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Eve Crucified
Filed under: Ala, Animal Matters, Eros, Eternal Recurrence, First Peoples, Into The Light, La Musica, Liberte Egalite Fraternite, Ms. Ah-Ha, Oddbins, Outer Limits, Peasant Palate, Sunday Services,...
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Know
she don’t lie she don’t lie she don’t lie: ukraine anyone who had a heart they wouldn’t turn around and break it and anyone who’s ever played a part they wouldn’t turn around and hate it they say:...
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Madness
Filed under: Afghanistan/Pakistan, Capital Crime, Eternal Recurrence, La Musica, War On Terra
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Madness
Filed under: Capital Crime, Eternal Recurrence, La Musica, Variations In B-Flat, War On Terra
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All The Other Kids
Filed under: Animal Matters, Capital Crime, Eternal Recurrence, Johnny Law, La Musica, Rutting For Office, Sunday Services, War On Terra, War On Women
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